How do chinese people name their kids? -Drop pots n pans


Why do chinese people's noses big? -The air is free


Why couldnt G-Unit get on the bus? -Didnt have 50cent


Why do chinese people like to play football? -They get a quarter-back


Three guys enter a strip bar, a black man, a haole man, and a Chinese man
The Black man goes into a private booth and mins later he came out with a enjoyment on his face, he told the other two 'WOW, strippers eat donuts off your penis!!' ..So the Haole guy went in and mins later he came out and told the chinese men 'WOW, strippers eat donuts off your penis!' ..SO, the chinese man went in and came out just couple sec. later all crying and told the other two 'They dont have cereols'
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