One day, 3 workers at a construction site sat down to have lunch; a Canadian, an Italian, and a Chinese. The Canadian looked in his lunchbox and found Canadian bacon and said "No, not bacon! If I have Canadian bacon one more day then I will kill myself eh?!" The Italian looked into his lunchbox and found fetti cheese and said "Mama-Mia! Not Cheese! If I get fetti cheese for one more day then I will kill myself!" The Chinese looked into his lunchbox and found peking duck and followed suit "Aye-Ya! Me no want Peking duck! Me get peking duck one more time I go kill myself!"
And so, the day followed and again for the last time the construction men received the same lunch and jumped off a building ending their lunch torment.
A few weeks later at a funeral the wives sobbed and the Canadian one said "Oh if I wished I have noticed he didn't like bacon then I wouldn't have packed it", the Italian one said "Ohh if I wished I have noticed he didn't like fetti cheese then I wouldn't have packed it", finally the Chinese one said "Ohhh, don't look at me, he packed his own lunch."
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